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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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