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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Akiva Lane
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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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