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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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