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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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