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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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