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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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