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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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