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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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