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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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