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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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