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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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