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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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