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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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