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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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