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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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