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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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