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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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