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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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