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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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