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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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