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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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