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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Rock and roll.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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