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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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