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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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