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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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