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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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