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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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