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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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