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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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