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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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