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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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