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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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