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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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