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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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