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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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