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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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