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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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