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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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