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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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