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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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