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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

973

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

992

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991