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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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