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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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