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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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