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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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