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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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