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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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