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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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