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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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