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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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