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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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