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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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