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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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