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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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