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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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