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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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