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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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