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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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