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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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