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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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