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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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