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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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