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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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