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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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