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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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