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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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