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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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