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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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A paradigm.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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