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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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A pear of scissors.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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A square not.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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