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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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