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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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