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An elevator pitch.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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