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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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