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An elevator pitch.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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