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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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