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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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