Pictures:

A tripod.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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