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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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