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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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